Best Tinder Lines

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Do you know the best Tinder lines?

I guess the answer is no since you wouldn’t have landed on this article if you haven’t looked for it online, right?

But within the next couple of minutes, I will reveal it all to you.

You will get:

• The 25 best Tinder lines that you can start to use immediately.
• Some insight into the psychology of the human mind to create what I like to refer to as “instant attraction”
• My top recommended system that will set you up for immediate success on Tinder, no matter if you’re a man or a woman.

Before I get into the nitty-gritty details, I just want to clarify that this blog is neither affiliated, supported, nor endorsed by Tinder in any way.

Tinder™ is a registered trademark of Tinder co.

The mentioning of this product should not be seen as an endorsement from Chi Rho Dating.

The 25 Best Tinder Lines to Send to Her

1. The Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m a poet wondering when I will have a date with you?
2. They say Tinder is a numbers game… can I get your number?
3. I think you are just as quirky as I am. Wanna hang out?
4. Is your personality as angelic as your hair?
5. OMG! I think I will get a cardiac arrest! Can you come over and do CPR on me… like right now?
6. Is your name Angela because I think God just lost an angel?
7. I usually only date 7s but I guess I can settle for a gal who’s of the chart.
8. Are you from Chile? Because you’re hot as chilli!
9. #LMBGA – Now you’re wondering about this hashtag, right? Well, come over to my place tonight, and I will explain it over a pizza and a glass of wine.
10. What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?
11. I hope you’re not a vegan because I have some meat I want you to taste.
12. You make me sound like Tweety: I think I saw a putty-cat. I did! I did! I did taw a putty!
13. Is there a rainbow today? Cause I just found my treasure.
14. I believe in studying and taking action. Come over to my place and help me study the Song of Songs. Later, we can go into practice mode.
15. Do you work at IKEA? Cause you’re surely ATTRAKTIV.
16. I am British. Want to hang out and spend the rest of the night screaming: The British are coming?
17. Do you like pigs in a blanket? Cause I have a pig who’s very cold and stiff and wants to wrap a warm blanket around him.
18. I think your beauty is on the scale of intergalactic.
19. Honestly, I don’t think you’re a feminist. After all, you still like stupid and fun guys like myself.
20. Hey girl! Are you the date for tonight because you’re a 10/10.
21. My name is Dick. If your last name is Head, we could be Dickhead together, right?
22. I don’t think you need those glasses, girl. Cause you make my vision 20/20.
23. What do you need to make life perfect? I have the perfect solution for you: Me.
24. It’s Saturday and I’m hungry for Chinese. Would you mind if I took you out on a dinner date tonight?
25. I have a plan. Let’s grow old together and start seeing each other 5 minutes from now, deal?

There you have them, all 25 of the best Tinder lines to send to a girl or woman. You will soon get my top recommended system.

The 25 Best Tinder Lines to Send to Him

If you are a woman, you might feel that it is unfair that only guys get pick up lines they can use to pick up you. So to even the “playfield” a bit, I’ve decided to share 25 pick up lines that you can use to get a guy.

Here are the 25 best Tinder lines to send to him:

1. What would you say about this: Let’s get miserable together, have 2.2 kids together and a humongous house mortgage. Are you up for this?
2. I need a new accessory and I saw that you are available.
3. Boy, you make me feel like a natural woman!
4. Are you up for a challenge? If you are, you should accept my date.
5. Guys usually don’t make me horny instantly but when I saw your picture, I thought that I could do you all night long.
6. I saw that you’re looking for a crazy gal. Then you’re in luck because I’m available tonight since I’ve just finished feeding my 69 cats. 
7. You are kind of cute and I understand why you’re not smiling. You’re toothless, right?
8. Awww! You’re horny! I’m sorry, I don’t date guys with antlers.
9. Don’t you think girls are horny? We are but you just don’t know how to make us horny with comments like that.
10. Hey, creep! Don’t comment my tits when you haven’t seen them in real life. It’s too cocky and I haven’t seen it yet, so I can’t comment on it. Okay?
11. I have an idea: Let’s do a reenactment of a sci-fi franchise. You can pick anyone you like. As long as I will be the princess.
12. If you come over I would blow your mind before I would blow you. Wanna hang out?
13. I had a dream last night. You were tied to my bed and called me mistress as I wept your sorry ass. Want to come over and give it a try?
14. My job is so boring. I am working from home today butt-naked and horny and will soon have a lunch break. Want to do me at lunch?
15. Do you know that I played football at school? We won all the time and we all loved balls for some reason. Want to hang out?
16. Here’s an idea that just crossed my mind: I think you would enjoy coming over for some pizza and a dirty movie. What do you say? Are you up for it?
17. I can spell my last name, it’s P-U-R-E. Want to make a mess with me tonight?
18. I’m Angela but I have to confess that I’m a fallen angel. Yet, I can give you a one-way ticket to heaven if you come over to my place right now.
19. I am miserable today, you are miserable too. Want to hang out and be miserable together?
20. Do you have any plans for tonight? I can be ready in 10 minutes but I just want to give you some time to make yourself look beautiful. So I guess we will see each other in about 2 hours, right?
21. I need help with my French. Could you come over and teach me?
22. Do you have a bagel because I have some cream cheese that I don’t know how I should eat otherwise? Want to help me figure it out?
23. Tinder, Tinder on my phone. Give me a man who is cocky all day long.
24. My boss didn’t give me the raise I wanted today. Want to make me happy and give me the pleasure of at least getting one raise today?
25. This is the key to my heart: Treat me like the princess that I am before you fuck me like the little slut I am.

There you have the 25 best Tinder lines for women.

Now, I want to share my top recommended tips for men and women alike.

My Top Recommended System for the Best Tinder Lines for Women

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• The one text message that will pull him back if he tries to move away from you that he simply can’t resist
• The text message that will make him forget about every other woman
• The best way to keep his desires focused on you

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Next Article

My next article will be published on the 1st of December 2018.

It will discuss cute things you can say to your girlfriend.

Have a great week,

Rickard