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In this article, I will reveal the one thing you need to know about texting a girl.
If you are tired of getting home to an empty apartment or watching everybody else around you get one girl after another and you’re still single and start to feel a bit desperate, then I have good news for you.
In this article, you will only find actionable tips that you can start implementing today and see immediate results.
Let’s face it: There is a lot of fluff on other blogs and the Internet as a whole about texting girls.
It’s just stuff that doesn’t work in 2019 and beyond.
So what can you do to be able to effortlessly texting a girl out on a date tonight?
As I discussed in the article How to text a girl and ask her out on a first date, you need to make her smile, and this is really the first step into getting her out on a date with you.
Since humor is different between individuals, that is one way to start a conversation and keep it going.
There are also some added benefits such as:
- It makes her laugh
- Humour makes her relaxed
- She will feel good about herself
Humor is easy for some guys and harder for others.
But don’t worry if you don’t know what you should send her right now, because I’ve got your back, and you will get some text examples that you can start to send her immediately.
Just keep reading this article.
However, before I dive into it, I will first share some general tips that you need to know, and they are basically what to text a girl 101.
Text a Girl 101
If I tell you all the funny lines I share with you, you will probably start using them and getting some results.
But it would be a huge disservice to you.
Because without knowing the one thing I will share with you in this section, you won’t be able to use it properly and getting the results you want, especially if you want her to become your girlfriend.
I am about to share a huge insight into the female psyche, or as I prefer to call it, text a girl 101.
Do you know how long the attention span is of an average human being?
If you’ve read some other articles on my blog, you already know the answer to it.
But if you don’t, I will reveal it to you right now.
It is 8 seconds.
A goldfish has an attention span of 9 seconds!
Congratulations humanity! You’ve now got an attention span that is even shorter than a goldfish’s!
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So, how does this apply to texting?
First and foremost, you must use some catchy text to grab her attention.
Second, you must keep your texts short and to the point.
Third, you need to clarify that you don’t see her as a friend.
I know that the last part can be quite painful and that you might probably procrastinate and even hesitate to text her.
This is where humor really comes in handy.
It will help you:
- Overcome your own fears of rejection and hesitation, which will make you text her and take action straight away.
- Make her laugh and giggle like a schoolgirl. This is a good thing since research clearly shows that women love guys who make them laugh and giggle.
- It will be different from all the other guys texting her because you will not be sending her dickpics and sexual texts.
When you know how to text a girl to make her giggle and laugh, she will be more willing to spend time with you.
If she spends more time with you, it will increase your chances of getting her out on that all-important first date, right?
Because she will start to see you in a different light than other guys.
She will think of you as being a more decent guy than her other “admirers” just because you don’t do what they all do the entire time, right?
Quite often, you will hesitate because you don’t know what to text her, right?
What if there was a blueprint to follow? Would you follow it?
This article covers what to text a girl for the first time.
It also reveals my top recommended system that will get her out on a date by just sending her 3 texts.
Take some time to check it out. You will thank yourself for it later on.
But, if you stick around for a little while longer, I will now, as promised, share some funny texts that you can send to her tonight.
Funny Texts to Text a Girl
Now it has finally been time to share the funny texts to text a girl.
Without I share them, I just want to inform you that although these texts make her laugh, there is no guarantee that she will date you.
Women are just as different as guys are.
But at the same time: If you don’t try them, you won’t know whether they will get you out on a date or not, right?
Here are my top 15 funny texts to text a girl now:
- Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
- Do you want me to say some dirty things to you? Yes! Bathroom, living room, kitchen.
- Q: Why doesn’t our democratic society allow us to have two wives? A: Because it protects us from cruel and unusual punishment.
- I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but she figured out that I was just doing it for my money.
- Friends to a 55-year-old man ask him: How did you make this gorgeous 23-year-old your wife? He replies: Simple, I lied about my age and told her I was 90.
- Why is it a man’s duty to make coffee for his wife? Because the Bible says so: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.
- A father tells his son: I didn’t believe in vampires until I met your mother. She’s been sucking my blood for years now.
- I wish you could have my eyes. Then you would see how beautiful you look.
- Are you an interior designer? Because the minute you walked into this room, it became more beautiful.
- I bet you’re a teacher. Everything about you says “class.”
- Are you a lollipop? Because I want to lick every piece of your body that I bet tastes just as sweet as a strawberry.
- What is the difference between a dog and a man? A dog will love you unconditionally.
- Are you a fisherman? Because you seem to be a real catch.
- The Roses are red. Bananas are yellow – do you care to go out with this fellow?
- Have I died and come to Heaven? Because the moment I saw your picture, I thought I was looking at an angel.
If you want more text examples to send to a girl, you might enjoy these funny pick-up lines as well as the 25 best Tinder lines.
Gents, you might also appreciate these funny texts to send to her.
I hope you appreciate this article.
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My next article will be published on the 24th of December 2018.
It will be a discussion about radiant light.
Have a great weekend,
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